tits in the river

i’m in there like swimwear

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”

by myCOCKadoodle May 7, 2021

tuby tit cakes

(of a person or animal) having a large amount of excess flesh

Tuby tit cakes can't catch the ball

by 3oru28'uwe'[o[ej[o132qiuj November 12, 2018

twisted tit

A shot of vodka with lemon, and red bull.

would you like a twisted tit?

What?!

It's a shot!

by Twistedtitcreator August 18, 2016

Tit face

A word I use too often. Basically someone who is being completely daft.

"Bro, ur a complete tit face."

by Hibishesxø April 22, 2019

fuckin tits

something that is super cool

buddy's looking at a truck and they say "dude that trucks fuckin tits"

by mixngass March 7, 2023

Crispy tits

When your tit's (boobs) get sunburned and turn crispy after a while and red

Wow I have crispy tits from going to the beach

by Brookis1999 September 23, 2015

Tit Pic Day

Tit Pic day is the 22nd of every month were if you ask a girl for a Tit Pic they have to send it. You can only ask one girl so they should feel special if you pick them.

“Yo Becky send me a Tit Pic, it’s Tit Pic Day”
“Okay daddy”

by Urdad1738 January 22, 2022