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two slapper 

term used by investigators to describe a suspect/target who requires one slap to start him talking and a second slap to shut him up...
The cops knew their prayers were answered when they realized Carl was a two slapper...
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an english term for a real slut
wow, that girls a proper slapper
slapper by beat beat your meat August 3, 2003
playing music that has alot of bass.
that song is slappin yo!
slappin by tiano May 21, 2006

knee slapper 

Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.
Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper
knee slapper by Joe February 11, 2003

Slappy McBlueLips 

A not-so-affectionate nickname for New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, coined by Boston Red Sox fans during the 2004 playoffs. "Slappy" refers to his act of slapping the ball from the glove of Red Sox pitcher Bronson Arroyo, who was trying to tag him. Rodriguez was called out by umpires for this bush-league move. The latter word refers to A-Rod's lips, which for some unknown reason retain a purplish-blue hue as if he just chugged a gallon of grape juice.
When it comes to baseball futility in October, look no further than Slappy McBlueLips.
Slappy McBlueLips by SheepDog69 September 8, 2007

Detroit Slapshot

Performed in a professional office environment...when a co-worker is on the phone, you blow your hole right in his or her ear with a rippling fart creating confusion and akward panic for both people in conversation.
"I was taking an order over the phone when he dropped a detroit slapshot on my shoulder."
Detroit Slapshot by Jarjo March 19, 2008