Melissa High School

School in Melissa, Texas where 30% of the population is in the upper class, 50% is in the middle class, and 20% is in the lower class, although the lower class still finds a way to afford iPhone XS Maxes and juul pods every week to feed their nicotine addiction. Rednecks get drunk at bonfires every weekend and sport their brand new Dodge Cummins. The spoiled rich kids bump Drake and Lil Baby in the new Mercedes their daddy bought them. The middle class kids are pretty average.

Person 1: Have you been to Melissa High School?

Person 2: Yup, it’s a piece of shit don’t go there

by anonymous 9274517352 June 13, 2019

deyi secondary school

deyi secondary school is an amazing school for you if you want to get detention for being 3 seconds late to school. the toilet on level 1 smells like shit, the moment you enter it you’ll start vomiting profusely. the school has enough money to buy tvs to put in the hall for fuck knows why and the videos they play look like something they made in 2001 (which they probably did), but they apparently don’t have money to get actual tiles for the floor. our classrooms look like rooms that haven’t gone through renovation yet. the floors are full of dirt and cement , one would think this school was built yesterday. the boys for some reason think that they look extremely attractive with mushroom hairs. don’t even get me started on the girls with bangs that look like a bugs feelers. for some reason everyone is obsessed with tiktok , especially the girls who also happen to think that pulling the skirt al the way up to their breasts is a new form of fashion. our band is cool, but 3/4 of the school is in band. all you have to get into band is probably tell the seniors that you like their hair or something.

A: “bro i got into deyi secondary school”

B: “bro that’s not a flex”

by sour power candy August 22, 2021

susquenita school district

The worst damn school I have ever seen. The teachers are bitches. The students are assholes. In the rare case that a teacher actually is good and cares about their students, they are bullied by the students anyway. The hallways are trashy. The staff is way too strict, walking HIGH SCHOOLERS to and from lunch, having assigned lunch seats, and you can’t even get up without asking. The teachers control your lives, they act as if we didn’t have any other classes, so they assign hours of homework.

random dude 1: My school is so bad, teachers and students are jerks, the staff is strict, the teachers assign stacks upon stacks of homework. The hallways are so mes-
random dude 2: let me guess, you go to susquenita school district?

by Frick school October 15, 2019

Omni middle school

A bunch of rich kids that want to be ghetto so they flex their 20 dollar chains from zumiez.

Dude the Omni middle school kids are so funny! They don’t know what real life/ ghetto is. They think ghetto is holding a juul and buying merchandise from zumiez .

by Outsider June 4, 2019

High School High

The way one acts after smoking pot that resembles the way someone acts when they first start smoking. This includes laughing, incoherent babbling and excessive paranoia.

Look at Evan, he's high school high!

by K-Rod Stewart August 22, 2011

Holicong middle school

A sucky place with tired students take DONT want to listen to what mr. Shillingford has to say...
Oh also mrs.Smith say “HAPPY MONDAY!” Ugh!

School full of annoying 7th graders
Hip 8th graders

And annoyed 9th graders

“We don’t do this at Holicong”

Holicong middle school sucks and the poor children want to go home and sleep but can’t because of the stupid rules!

by Unknown (insta person_ak) November 13, 2019

Desoto High School

(ROBLOX ONE, NOT THE TEXAS ONE) Some wacky ass school on Roblox where black gangsters meet up every weekday to help lower their GPA so their only college option is DeVry. Most kids here find fighting funny, and glitch out of the clasrooms. I don't know how the fuck this place isn't taken down by Roblox, possibly because they smoke crack with DeSoto's developers. Their mascot is an eagle, like 5,000 other schools in America.

Desoto high school is a shit hole- The one on roblox, not the one in Texas.

by PrayToLose April 8, 2021