pancake john

a silly goofy guy

yo is that pancake john??

by pancakejohn December 22, 2023

John Phillip

He is a man that is a man that has a goose named the goose.

John Phillip has the Goose?!?!

by qwertyu876543221 October 27, 2022

Senior Chief John Loe

Senior Chief John Loe speaks fluent Braille.

Senior Chief John Loe killed two stones with one bird.

Senior Chief John Loe one threw a grenade and killed 20 men, then it exploded.
Chief John Loe doesn’t do push-ups, he simply moves the planet away from him and pulls it back.

When Senior Chief John Loe orders a rare steak they bring him unicorn.

by InferiorToChiefJohnLoe June 17, 2021

Papa John

A form of massive shit that makes you lean forward beyond your knees.

“Hold on boys, I need to take a papa John.” “ he’s just taking a papa John.” “Damn. The Papa John I just took hurt like a motherfucker.”

by Izaaks arsehole July 28, 2021

John

To call someone who gets really angry at something. It is to make them angrier

John is used to make someone angrier when already angry at something

by Johhhnnnn March 9, 2022

John mcginn

An absolute brick shithouse Scotsman who playes for the best team in the world (aston villa). He also is just a pure fucking unit mate

WE'VE GOT MCGINN(WHO?) SUPER JOHN MCGINN

by Avfcsotc March 2, 2022

john smith 3:15

“thou shall not dirty dance in da streets”

my dance friends were reciting the bible verse john smith 3:15 to me yesterday

by Johnny Smith 315 October 1, 2019