streaming infidelity

The Act of watching a netflix series without your significant other (now you have to watch it again pretending that you didn't watch it the first time)

John committed streaming infidelity, now he is pretending like I don't know it sitting next to me. smh!!!

by hpat April 19, 2019

dreaming infinite mystery

See Andia

My name used to be dreaming infinite mystery, but I changed it to Andia

by takotrukz April 27, 2019

Twitter Influencers

A twitter user with more than 10k followers, who shares content (mostly funny or sexual) to stare up opinions of their followers.

Twitter Influencers are stealing and recycling tweets.

A twitter influencer once told me my tweets aren’t sexual enough to appeal to the timeline.

by •ι αм α Gσ∂•✨♋️ September 8, 2019

Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.

I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.

by Golove November 2, 2019

Jizz infection

The annoying odour women get down there is caused by a change in pH balance from semen entering her vagina.

She wont without a condom or she'll have to deal with a fresh jizz infection afterwards.

by Golove November 2, 2019

Victor Informatica

The strongest men in the earth, if you have any problem either in your work or in class just call him or say his name, everyone will run away from you or either do what you want.

You: Can you send me that RAR
Boss: You piece of shit, who are you and why are you asking me to send you that.
You: I am Victor Informatica
Boss: Sorry Boss...

by Noone1982 November 5, 2019

Jizz infection

I like to cum, but inside a woman makes her vagina smell like rat shit for some reason.

Clean your smelly jizz infection female!

by Golove November 6, 2019