no-brain moment

When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.

In the Tough Arms pub...

Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...

Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"

Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse

Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."

by PCPuss May 13, 2009

Poo moment

A moment in which a person or situation led to the worst of decisions being made, similar to a bruh moment.

A: Yo did you see Kyra at bike-a-thon yesterday?
B: Naw man I couldn’t go I got busy
A: That’s a poo moment right there.

by warsi-saab November 8, 2020

Dougie Moment

(Duh - gee - moe - ment)

1, Kicking ass at Bloons TD6

2, Saying something horribly racist and/or homophobic

3, Committing Arson

4, Charles Manson

Son, you are dishonorably discharged for having too many Dougie Moments

by FrickceH December 26, 2020

whore moment

a moment in which a person's brain functions are so limited that all they can do is be horny and talk about sex.

I wouldn't engage with Henry right now, he's having a whore moment.

by The Answer Is 9 November 4, 2021

Azev Moment

An 'Azev moment' describes a situation or action defined by thoughtlessness, stupidity, or absurdity, typically resulting in a comedic outcome.

Example1 /Action: Azev goes to a shady Chinese restaurant in a small alleyway in the city, decides to order duck, and ends up with food poisoning, resulting in him showing up to school looking green.

Example 2/Situation: Azev receives a new watch as a gift with his initials 'BP' inscribed on the back and excitedly shows it off to his friends at school, jingling it on his wrist. One friend points out that the watch is set two hours behind the actual time. Trying to save face, Azev claims it’s set to German time. Azev hasn't been in germany since getting the watch, and the watch didn't come from germany. Resulting in him looking stupid, and an Azev Moment, a comedic moment.

by InfernoSXI October 25, 2024

Zaid Shahid Moment

When you try to make a good rebuttle to someone's roast but you end up sounding gay as fuck because all you do is play Fortnite all day

"I wasn't trying to be funny" (gay voice)

"Haha that's a Zaid Shahid Moment"

by Zmoney0812 April 26, 2024

Beo Moment

When Beo has a stupid moment, usually online or in call.

"Bro, I didn't know babies grew in the womb and not the stomach!"
"Dude, you're having a Beo Moment."

by beoistured December 10, 2021