The result of a guy not showering for a long period of time causing the cheese on his balls, also known as smegma, to darken turning an almost milk chocolate color.
by sweatyprunes March 10, 2026
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God damn Steve my girl was in the bathroom for like an hour on Friday and so on Sunday I got to give her the best chocolate onion ring she ever had in her life.
Holy s*** Stacy. You should have seen it girl. Randy took a laxative for New Years and when that clock struck 12 I had him screaming from this chocolate onion ring I was giving him. Midnight kisses are for pussies
Holy s*** Stacy. You should have seen it girl. Randy took a laxative for New Years and when that clock struck 12 I had him screaming from this chocolate onion ring I was giving him. Midnight kisses are for pussies
by FreakyRandy4x4 March 20, 2026
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Another word for a shart. Combining chocolate, lava, and an avalanche. A shart is unexpected flow of hot chocolate running downhill.
Person 1: “Wow it really stinks in here”
Person 2: “Sorry, I had a chocolate alavalanche thinking it was just a fart. I now need to change my underwear”
Person 2: “Sorry, I had a chocolate alavalanche thinking it was just a fart. I now need to change my underwear”
by Lex-O-Mech February 8, 2025
Get the Chocolate Alavalanche mug.when a chocolate shaped cock is inserted into another's prostate and is used to stimulate until melted, it is then removed and then the pegging process can begin. The person pegging will be able to enjoy a nice chocolate dessert.
by milf lover 420 February 14, 2025
Get the chocolate star fish mug.When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.
by ballknower44 February 16, 2025
Get the Chocolate Bong mug.A chocolate rain-blow is when a lady of the night is doing a hand-stand and giving you a blow job while simultaneously having explosive diarrhea
by Pickle-Dill February 17, 2025
Get the Chocolate Rain-blow mug.When one presses their rectum up against their partners nasal cavity. Then uses flatulence to clear out the others sinuses.
My sinuses were clogged up. So I got my boyfriend to do a Chocolate Flonase. He pressed his sphincter firmly against my left nostril and whilst holding my breath, he farted in my nasal cavities. Cleared my sinuses and I was able to eat the corn kernels left over.
by EltoeCam February 19, 2025
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