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Puppy Cheese

The delicious culinary delicacy created when a puppy kennel has its area (defined by a quadratic equation) set to less than zero. Usually beloved pets are put into this cheese, making it a very high delicacy.
Guy: "So we broke into his backyard and stole his puppy"
Girl: "What did you do with it?"
Guy: "Made puppy cheese of course!"
Girl: "Thats horrible!"
Guy: "No, its delicious!!"
Puppy Cheese by C & N December 13, 2009

Dick Cheese 

the cheesy crud that builds up under ones foreskin when they have not washed under it for months on end
Sally:Ewww. either you clean the dick cheese off your dick, or you aint getting none tonight
Dick Cheese by Gryphon Rider August 15, 2009

fummunda cheese 

The cheese fummunda my nuts.
The smelly gooy substance fummunda ones balls
fummunda cheese by cheesedick August 16, 2006

mack and cheese 

mackin' it; keeping one's pimp hand strong
Kevin: I'm gonna hook up with this girl from work before I go back to school and get at that girl from last semester.
Mike: Yo, mack and cheese, bro.
mack and cheese by K.Rose August 28, 2008

Stir the Mac & Cheese 

A term meaning "to have sex", due to the similar sound stirring Mac & Cheese has to nailing someone.
"Who do you wanna stir the Mac & Cheese with?"
Stir the Mac & Cheese by wazgucci August 22, 2014

Bleu Cheese / Blue Cheese

Snorting a mix of crushed blue adderall with powder cocaine
The toucan twins snorted a line of Bleu Cheese / Blue Cheese and felt much better than they had post straight up cocaine.