Carpet bombing

Jizzing on to a girls bush

Dude, so last night I hooked up with Carla and it was total carpet bombing.

by Peanutbutter spread June 4, 2018

Atomic Bomb

The take a sh*t from the top of a stall and attempt to hit the toliet.

Guy 1- Yo I just took a missive Atomic Bomb in that bathroom and missed the toliet and shit all over the floor

by DaddyLongCock69 June 5, 2018

Slobber bombed

While riding a motorcycle and following a car with a dog in it, the dog with head out the window slobbers into the wind which in turn hits the rider in the face.

I was following this car and this big ass Saint Bernard stuck his head out and slobber bombed the shit out of me.

by Ammotroop69 June 7, 2018

Redneck Car Bomb

Bottle or can Bud Light -Natty Light and Keystone Light both acceptable - with a shot of Jack Daniel’s dropped in.

Coca-Cola floater for pussies.

Go DAWGS let’s go get us sum dem redneck car bombs! Tits out for the DAWGS.

by farmers only girl June 9, 2018

color sheet bombed

when you fax someone a ton of colored sheets of paper to waste their color ink. This could be illegal. Present tense if color sheet bombing. Related to black sheet bombed.

"Hey man I just color sheet bombed my office yesterday, now they are super pissed and have to buy new ink cartridges."

by cantchooseaname December 15, 2017

keester bomb

Getting fucked in the ass

“I keester bombed her so hard last night”

by Saucer December 21, 2017

taint bomb

When you're so enraged by your significant other that you decide to jump-dive into the air with your legs hoisted back behind your ears like a Tyson chicken, leading with your now-weaponized taint, impacting the upper region/face of your opposition with maximum force. Traditionally, one may threaten the taint bomb on several occasions until such a time that it is deployed.

Shut your mouth or I'm going to come at you with a flying taint bomb.

by TheTaintBomb101 December 29, 2017