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laugh whore

n, someone with an overwhelming desire to be funny, i.e. they feed on laughter.
Mario Cantone calls himself a laugh whore.
by NeonCat September 26, 2005
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Guitar Whore

Someone so good at playing guitar it's not funny. They have such a connection with their instrument that they probably sleep with it. Symptoms of encountering a guitar whore are fainting, cold shivers, vomiting, and unrinating and/or excreting into one's underwear.
Fan1: Hey, have you heard that new album by Rodrigo y Gabriela?
Fan2: Hell yeah, those guys are such guitar whores.
by VoodooPigeon October 27, 2009
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whore couch

A metaphorical couch in which a female sits on if she acted in a whorish manner the night before or engaged in sexual activity with someone who is not considered a significant other.
"Hey girls, I have a confession...I was on the whore couch last night."
"With who?"
"That guy from Delta Chi, I don't know his name."
by 214 Bailey April 23, 2008
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Mountain Whore

A prostitute who will go to any means to acheive extreme prostitution, as in the limits of the mountain.
Your girlfriend is such a mountain whore.
by ABM April 26, 2006
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pussy whore

one that steals all the pussy, thereby making him a pussy himself
Dude, Cory is a such a pussy whore, he stole all the pussy and won't share any...what a pussy.
by Jon March 23, 2005
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Shock Whore

noun.

A woman who does shocking things to get attention.

Just like a dj who says/does things to get ratings or get a rise out of people, it's like that.

It's a sub-category of being an attention whore. She is needy, she is unsettled, she doesnt know what she wants in life, so instead, she gets off on wanting to shock her friends/family to get the much need sympathy she craves and deserves. she wants someone to bail her out of her doldrums.

The source of this behavior comes from not getting the attention she wanted/needed from her dad during the ages of 12-16.

Our shock whore would not only get a crack-tat, she would get the tat IN her crack.
"Just look at what Tiffany is up to now. She is dating a black man just to piss off her dad. What a Shock Whore."
by Dating Tips for Men April 30, 2008
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Craft Whore

Someone who is addcited to crafting.
Melinda is always Crafting.

She is such a craft whore.
by little green dragonfly February 19, 2009
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