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Cum-Tit

A word used when you are dying of a stroke and dont know what to say
Grandpa: *falls over cuz of stroke"
Grandson: "That aint right gramps. Are you ok?"
Grampa: Cum-Tit
by Obama's Coochie October 13, 2019
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tits in the river

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”
by myCOCKadoodle May 7, 2021
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tuby tit cakes

(of a person or animal) having a large amount of excess flesh
Tuby tit cakes can't catch the ball
by 3oru28'uwe'[o[ej[o132qiuj November 12, 2018
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Big tit bitch

by Ricky jone March 12, 2020
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zeppelin-titted

A female (sometimes enlarged males) who have a massive bust. Depending on the age of the female these breasts can reach massive proportions. For example; a fourteen-year-old girl who is zeppelin-titted can have breast at the size of F's (DDD). While women of adulthood can reach a cup size of J (DDDDDDD). Although not looking the type, these women can have high I.Q's, and even multiple degrees. Z.T. Women usually do not consider themselves superior in beauty, but can judge other women by their intellect. It should go without saying that getting Z.T. women to be attracted to you, let alone having a public and sexual relationship with them is difficult at best. Showing her that you are worthwhile is the best course of action of getting these large breasted women.
Example one:
Guy 1:Did you see that girl with the huge rack
Guy 2: Dude, not only does she got the booty, but she's Zeppelin-titted.
Guy 1: Really bro? Aw man, do I want her.
Guy 2: Hey, careful, she's not a girl you can get in to easy. You got to show her you're worth it.

Example 2:
Girl 1: Hey, check me out.
Girl 2: No. Way. Are you Zeppelin titted?
Girl 1: Oh yeah, and I'm being smart with who I let in.
by Phoenixhydra December 9, 2013
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Monster tits

Tits that are between Qcup to 32-inch breast sizes.
by LinkxPeach June 15, 2025
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tit men

when society is ran by tits.

or some bullshit henry david thoreau came up with.
wow! why would anyone ever use the word "tit men" in a book about living by a pond!
by henrydavidthoreaufan November 9, 2021
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