Dirty Grump

A shit that takes a painfully long time to be had, possibly due to complications from previous bowel issues

Man, it took me over a hour on the can last night, after the first 20mins I knew I was having a Dirty Grump!

by vstherock April 16, 2019

Dirty Maz

When a guy is being pegged by a girl and he is in such a state of pain and pleasure that he erupts with tears and cum at the same time.

C: “Hey man I heard crying through the wall, everything okay?”

A: “Yeah man, she gave me a Dirty Maz I’ve never felt anything like it before.

by Okinawa99 November 12, 2020

dirty snorkel

A sexual act where the giver licks the receivers bumhole whilst vigorously tugging on his penis, giving the appearance of someone cleaning their snorkel

Gemma couldn't wait to clean Simons dirty snorkel after the enchantment under the sea ball

by cleaveland steamboat October 26, 2015

Dirty Ru

The act of shitting in a minors mouth while playing table tennis

“Hey bro where are my table tennis rackets”
“Sorry I was doing a dirty Ru with my son”

by Yungenjamie07 March 2, 2022

Dirty Spacker

The term used when a person is dirty and a spack.
The term can only be used when a person is both of these characteristics.

"Hi Tom"
"Hi you Dirty Spacker"

by Supreme Chancellor Hughsie December 15, 2016

Dirty spawn

When she has a bath after you jerked off in the tub water and she gets pregnant.

Sam: Great news! Annie is having a baby!
John: That's Great! But wait, how? I thought you've never had sex before...
Sam: It was a dirty spawn.
John: Oh....

by KillerNugget March 28, 2020

Dirty Thymon

When you wank so hard you break your arm, and use your new cast months later as a fleshlight

Friend: why is your cast leaking?
You: I did a dirty Thymon last night.

by SH1271 October 15, 2021