What would Link do?

Similar to what would Jesus do but with some different outcomes

*Being taunted by gang of potential enemies
Friend "what would Link do?"
Yourself "you're right, lets leave it, they're ruining themselves"

*Someone else being ganged up on by enemies
Friend "What would Link do?"
Yourself "...probably fuck them up! Lets do it!"

by Coxmeister December 18, 2011

What do I eat that with

It's a sarcastic way of saying:
1- How am I supposed to understand this ?

2- What is that supposed to mean ?
Especially when someone says something you don't simply understand or comprehend.

JAKE: Yo! Don, I met that Yam you saw last night and she was crazy!
DONALD: Yam ?

What do I eat that with?

JAKE: Oh! yam means a young hot girl.

DONALD: Oh!

by Mechavelli December 11, 2018

What are the profile names here

What the actual fuck are the profile names here? Like you can read a legitimately interesting post and the author's name is poopybutwizzrizz and then read the most obscene and absurd post and have the name be something a little more normal like bicycle\man or some shit like it's kind of messed up tho.

What are the profile names here on Urbandictionary like actually they're sad as fuck tho

ikr it's just sad

by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

omg what a play by mahomes

the NFL anouncer sucking patrick mahomes off with that gluck gluck 9000

there goes the announcer giving him the mahomes treatment. "omg what a play by mahomes(insert any name here)"

by BigBoz22 April 26, 2023

911, what's your emergency?

The first words you hear when you call 911. Gives you temporary relief.

*calls 911*
Emergency dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
guy 1: Can you guys send an ambulance quickly? guy 2 fell to the ground.

by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023

Oh you know what

A colloquial phrase predominantly used by the millennial and hipster crowd, referring to an underlying, shared, or assumed understanding between the speaker and the listener. It's used to announce that the speaker had a realization on a previous subject.

Tristan: "oh you know what"
Tristan: "I think I know why"
Tristan: "yup we're good"

by Amesbury Company July 24, 2023

Love knows not what time it is

Love is a thing that decides for itself when it will happen. It can arrive when it wants and you will not decide this.

You will not decide when love strikes, for love know not what time it is. Love is a fickle beast and it will not be tamed. Love knows not what time it is is defined as being unknown and timed as it is never arriving as we except

by Clarkmjohn August 10, 2023