Prodigal Poop

A large poop in a low-flow toilet piles up until it reaches your butthole— thus returning from whence it came. Therefore it is called The Prodigal Poop.

I should have flushed half way through this morning. That Texas Tube Snake turned into a real Prodigal Poop.

by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024

poop maxing

When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.

A very difficult practice if you have constipation.

Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.

Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.

Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.

Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.

by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024

poop

some thing you fong in the toilet after you push really hard

Me: Come look at my poop.
Friend: ...

by Froogs September 26, 2020

Poop

Well Xavier uses it a lot, he also uses the emoji.

David: hi Xavier

Xavier: poop 💩

by YESS DADDY November 2, 2020

Poop

Hard,sharp sometimes comeing out of your Butthole. Warm, mushy, and any color of the food you ate.

OMG I POOPED TODAY AND ITS BLUE

by sit face March 6, 2022

Poop Tinding

The act of using Tinder while sitting on the toilet.

My bowel movements are fuller when I'm poop tinding, because looking at all the pretty ladies relaxes my sphincter.

by SuperDontay October 2, 2025

Poop max

Slang for big back, the verb per say of eating a large amount of food.

"let's go to the buffet to poop max"

by Wazi August 1, 2024