P-Moment

A moment when you are totally oblivious to what is going on around you

A moment of complete ditziness

Trying to say something knowledgeable in a situation and making a complete fool out of yourself without recognizing it but everyone else notices

We will have to get back to you when the next P-Moment occurs

by missp August 10, 2014

ass op moment

When you realize that you forgot to do something very important. That very moment that you come to that realization and panic hits you.

He had an ass Op Moment when he realized he sent the wrong text message to his wife.

by Tarxilicious November 28, 2020

Perkins Moment

After telling a joke or trying to be funny, and no one laughs.

Person 1: Knock Knock.
Person 2: Who there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad to see me.
*No one laughs*

Person 3: Ooooo...Perkins moment.

by ThatChick? July 15, 2011

maddie moment

when you do a thing @skeppycore would for sure do... also follow maddie(@skeppycore) on twitter #maddieto1k thanks

Person A: What’s going on???
Person B: Maddie moment 🙄
Person A: SHUT
Person B: ...maddie moment

by Ghosty Gutsy October 17, 2020

Zogg Moment

A moment where any man lacks courage to not only talk to a female, but understand them in any way, shape, or form.

Darryl: Did you hear about Brian last night?

Jim: Oh yeah! I heard he had a Zogg Moment

by zogglover0101 May 21, 2019

U.P moment

when a muslim gets lynched for supposedly carrying beef, and because it happens alot in U.P (Uttar Pradesh, a state in Northern India)

Person 1: Yo I heard yet another lynch mob killed a muslim for "carrying beef"
Person 2: U.P moment

by isseML June 14, 2021

*Bruh Moment*

The only appropriate reaction to being 'brother'-zoned on Christmas in Japan.

"Oh, yeah. It was so bad. He got brother-zoned! On Christmas, nonetheless."
*Bruh Moment* ensues.

by Hehe369 February 11, 2020