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Perpetual Saturdays

That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.

It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.
Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."

Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"

Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"

Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."

Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."
by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013
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Chapstick Saturation

When you've bought so many chapsticks in your life that you find as many as you lose.
A: Fak, I've lost another chapstick. Oh no wait, there's one in my coat pocket.
B: You've reached chapstick saturation, mate!
by chapman2 November 7, 2013
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sacred saturday

When a girl waits all week to mastubate. They do this on saturday.
Charlie: You seem grumpy today? What happened?
Lev: Didn't get to masturbate on Saturday
Charlier: Why not?
Lev: I got interrupted.
Charlie: Ohhh. I wish somebody would mess up my sacred saturdays
by BallsofHorror November 15, 2014
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micro-satisfaction

An event or circumstance that seems benign or meaningless on the surface but is secretly immensely satisfying. Inspired by micro-aggression
Getting exactly the right number of napkins in my Dunkin Donuts bag was such a micro-satisfaction.
by sokaties April 24, 2016
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Self satisfied

Jakie is so self satisfied all she dose is look in a mirror
by Unicornfusion July 31, 2016
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Lord Sathoon

A person who owe a lot of people money at the same time.
New: Hey Eng can I borrow some money?
Eng: Did you not owe Kaow 50$?
New: Yeah but I'll pay him back
Eng: How about Ken? Did you pay him back?
New: Not yet
Eng: Aiyoh don't be lord sathoon lah!
by PEter Nay February 22, 2017
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Planet Saturn

Ugh, that is actually my favorite planet. - Rian
HAVE YOU SEEN MA GLASSES? - Mercury
Wikipedia: Saturn is the sixth planet from the Sun and the second-largest in the Solar System, after Jupiter. It is a gas giant with an average radius about nine times that of Earth.1112 Although it has only one-eighth the average density of Earth, with its larger volume Saturn is just over 95 times more massive.131415 Saturn is named after the Roman god of agriculture; its astronomical symbol (♄) represents the god's sickle.
Planet Saturn is a methane gas planet with rings. Also it has 62 moons.
Jupiter: hey, Saturn want some methane gas?
Saturn: of course why?
Jupiter: Because we are gas giants, get it?
by Rian2000 March 4, 2017
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