Pulling A "Kaufman"

when one becomes so enraged, anger is pumping through his/her veins because of conspiracies and/or friends and random people are believed to flail through his belongings and purposely pocketing the belongings of said "Kaufman". Although... this "Kaufman" person is NOT a theft UNTIL he knows beyond any suspicion that you have stolen from him first, then he believes it's Fair Game. Pulling a "Kaufman" involves violent threats and false accusations shortly followed by the smashing, burning, cutting, shooting, etc. of HIS OWN belongs! One throw against the wall is not said definition, the belonging HAS TO BE in pieces, on fire, and beyond repair.

Dude, you're flipping out! Oh crap, that was your phone... what the heck? You're pulling a "Kaufman"!

(with fist in the air, asking if anyone wants one - referring to a elementary noggy!)

by SuperKrazy3603 May 23, 2018

pulling a gaby

Talks to you confidently when on social media but when face to face is very awkward and refuses to speak

(Messenger)
Aaron:Hey whats up?
Gaby: Nothing much BITCH
(Face to face)

Aaron:whats up?
Gaby:........................
Aaron in his mind: WOAH SHES pulling a gaby

by Ian Willford May 26, 2018

Pull A Tommy

do something so stupid in hard situations and manage to succeed

imma pull a tommy in the test

by Tommamis June 27, 2019

pulled a Clark

To tear off all your bed sheets in the night and end up on a bare mattress

Man, I pulled a Clark last night and woke up freezing.

by Bubulcitate June 30, 2019

Pulled a Liana

Disappearing out of nowhere most likely because fell asleep accidentally, not always sleep related tho. Other reasons include and not limited to; weak wifi, mom taking a phone, or violin.

I was on ft with this bitch, heard her snorting and realized she pulled a Liana on me.

by Ffghhgg July 4, 2019

Pulling a Nen

Saying “I’m gonna pull a Nen” before saying you’re tired since it is a very common Nen excuse to use when you aren’t thinking straight or don’t make any sense when talking.

Person 1: I’m sorry I sounded so stupid, I was tired.

Person 2: Are you pulling a Nen?

by Anonytittie July 13, 2019

Pull an Alex

When you lurk in the group chat and read all the messages without actually saying anything

Why’s Sarah not saying anything?
Oh, she’s probably just gonna pull an alex

by chimpo11 July 17, 2019