Kiss a girl day

On march 7th kiss any girl you want

Yo it’s march 7th.

So?
That means it’s national kiss a girl day.
Oh dude that’s great I can kiss my crush.

Yeah but Um do you know where my sister is?

by Itsurd4ddy March 06, 2022

MAGNA KISS

When you kiss, your braces get stuck together... ouch!

Guy: ouch!! get your braces off!

Girl: DUDE, we just had a Magna Kiss!!

by thezookeeper98 April 07, 2011

Kiss me in the dark .

When the lights are off while going down on a lady. Later finding out you were licking her asshole the whole time .

I was hanging with Becky and went down town . She said kiss me in the dark . So I did , can’t get the taste out of my mouth now .

by DirtyOldMan420 December 31, 2020

Poseidon’s Kiss

When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.

While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.

by Zeus’Throne October 14, 2022

Poseidon’s Kiss

When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter

Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…

by bussyslurper June 21, 2024

Septic kiss

When two people pull their buttcheeks apart and touch assholes

Wanna get crazy and give me a fresh septic kiss?

by Tjbigga August 19, 2023

Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.

"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"

by Elk e summer September 20, 2011