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Poop etiquette

The art of sanitary cleansing post- fecal extrusion

Following societal rules for proper fecal handling and sanitation
In countries such as India, proper poop etiquette requires one to wipe with the left hand only.

You must teach young children proper poop etiquette so they aren’t the stinky kid in class.
by EyenTheTerrible May 27, 2019
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face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd
i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone
by lokoking83 June 24, 2011
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poop in a sock

To take ur butt and poop

But it's in a sock
Pooping n a sock means that u poop in a sock
by meatstickonabone June 10, 2021
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Poop Chalk

dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.
Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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Poop Soup

The aftermath of a juice cleanse; when one’s intestines contain so much liquid that their shit consists wholly of a fine liquid reminiscent of soup.
My body feels so clear after that cleanse, I just made some fuckin delicious poop soup
by djorangejuice May 22, 2018
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poop

poop
by poop hahahaha March 10, 2021
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Peasant Poop

When someone in the 21st century takes a dump without a bidet.
Grow up Janet, it's 2024. How are you still taking peasant poops? Get a bidet so you don't get stink ass.
by Gigitigardner April 11, 2024
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