dog poop girl 

an incredibly beautiful south korean girl who let her dog shit on the subway. somebody took a pic of the incident on their camera phone and posted online. soon, the internet vigilantes got ahold of it and found out her personal info. they pretty much ruined the girl's life over dog shit.

the dog poop girl is absolutely beauitful but she sure did fuck up.

dog poop girl by dog poop guy June 30, 2007

vodka poop

The poop you have the morning after consuming large quantities of drinks with vodka.

Vodka poops first thing in the morning when you're hungover are the worst!

I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.

vodka poop by Tuk Tuk Tuk III September 3, 2011

pool poop 

A pool poop occurs when you poop, wipe, and there is no poop on the toilet paper when you check to see if you need to wipe again.

A pool poop gets its name from the place where they are most common: The pool! Often when one poops at the pool (note: not IN the pool) one does not find any poop on the toilet paper after the first wipe.

Person 1: Man, the other day I pooped and when i wiped there was no excrement at the toilet paper! Wow!

Person 2: Oh man, where you at the pool? That's a classic pool poop!

Person 3: Gee whiz, I go to the pool just to poop, I love pool poops!!!!!

pool poop by geewhizwhatapoop February 5, 2014

tandem poop 

The act of sitting on your partners lap while they are sitting on the toilet n pooping together.

Reverse tandem, is facing each other.

Christine sat on shawn's lap and they dominated a tandem poop together.

tandem poop by mopar340 September 16, 2013

Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart 

It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.

Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.

Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart by EpicPedroGame_r January 28, 2022

teddy bear poop 

when u drop a duece in the toilet after someone has manscaped, making said duece take on the appearance of being fur covered

I made him flush the 'mode after he manscaped so I wouldn't have to flush a teddy bear poop

teddy bear poop by pickle pants March 8, 2009

man the poop deck 

After cumming in an anal cavity, the male proceeds to motorboat the anus so that cum is all over the face.

Kevin Garnett just finished manning Rajon Rondo's poop deck. Hence, "man the poop deck"

man the poop deck by Kinkybastard5 May 29, 2010