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god squad

Group of usually young, born again church goes who make every conversation about god.
God squadders turn everything into a conversation about their lord, god.

Hey man, wanna watch a movie?
You know, loving god is more entertaining than a movie!

I'm starving!
You know, you can always feast on the word of god, and you don't even have to go to a restaurant and pay!
by William Seares May 22, 2024
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Resin God

The ability to always be able to scrape resin out of peices and use it. Regardless of peice shape or size. This ability is only known to be bestowed onto Keynen, The Resin God.
Dude, Keynen is a fucking Resin God!
by ggndag2000 January 8, 2021
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God

A Russian Caracal Cat Named Floppa (Or Big Floppa)
Commonly Used As A Meme And Has An Enemy Named Bingus.
Also Has A Side Job, As A Rapper/Musical Artist.
Jimmy: Hey Timmy! Did You Pray To Our Lord And Savior, Big Floppa?

Timmy: Yeah! I Listen To His Music Every Day!

Jimmy: ok lol

Floppa is a god.
by Floppin Floppa July 13, 2022
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Do you believe in God?

Not an incoherent question akin to "What color are musical notes?" It's ridiculous to try and frame it as such. Ridiculous and dishonest. A desperate and dishonest attempt at regaining lost dignity.
Hym "The question 'Do you believe in God?' Is not an incoherent question. Jordan Peterson tried to frame it as such but only to undercut the fact that his answer was NO. His is right the 'to believe in God' is not simply 'to accept a set of axiomatic presuppositions' but rather 'Have all axiomatic presuppositions informed by the perceived existence of a creator deity who has on several occasions interacted with human.' So, when I ask whether or not you believe in God, I'm asking "Within the confines of your solipsistic sphere of subjectivity... IS THE CREATURE WITH YOU?' THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS JORDAN! You KNOW that's what it means... AND YOUR ANSWER WAS NO!"
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
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On god

A shortened way of saying truthfully by god's eye.
by Dyetones March 31, 2022
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snow god

Provides loads of that crystalline white stuff skiers and snowboarders alike love to shred.
Dude #1: Wow dude , have you seen how much fresh pow the snow god gave us?
Dude #2 No dude but I'm sure we'll shred all of the gnar!
by DudeWhoShreds December 27, 2015
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Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless
by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018
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