A dirty smiley is when you flick a lighter and heat it up till it's really hot then press it to your skin till it cools off and it leaves a scar that looks like part of a smiley face.
by Earlysunsetsoverthatass July 13, 2014
Get the Dirty smileymug. by GudVybez June 10, 2020
Get the dirty deenamug. by bbgorl2020 November 12, 2020
Get the Dirty Cathrinemug. When your dick has gone weeks without being properly washed, it begins to glow a bright orange color, resembling a carrot. Except it's not a carrot, its your dick, so it's a Dirty Kirwin
"Dude check this out..."
"BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR DICK?? WHY IS IT ORANGE??"
"I haven't washed this thing in weeks I'm full Dirty Kirwin!"
"BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP BEFORE BUGS BUNNY'S TRYNA SNACK"
"BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR DICK?? WHY IS IT ORANGE??"
"I haven't washed this thing in weeks I'm full Dirty Kirwin!"
"BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP BEFORE BUGS BUNNY'S TRYNA SNACK"
by THEGOGNAHT February 9, 2015
Get the Dirty Kirwinmug. A friendly gesture in which one person fingers their shithole and jams said crap covered finger into the snotlocker of another. The nose of the recipient then begins to bleed resulting in an explosive stream of blood, snot and poo.
Dirty Red: My asshole itches...
Lil' Be Be: All of this winter weather is causing my nose to dry out....
Dirty Red: JAM!...ha ha....dirty nosebleed....go clean yourself up you stank ass trick....
Lil' Be Be: All of this winter weather is causing my nose to dry out....
Dirty Red: JAM!...ha ha....dirty nosebleed....go clean yourself up you stank ass trick....
by Capt Horatio Fellatio January 26, 2011
Get the dirty nosebleedmug. The act where another woman is so obsessed with your man, that she will suck your pussy cum off his dick because she is a stage 5 clinger
by Macktruckk April 10, 2022
Get the Dirty Courtneymug. A Dirty yarwood is when a person puts a coconut up their ass and farts it out like a cannon ball hitting someone in the face and then the person licks the coconut clean and fucks it.
by Fadsfaga December 4, 2020
Get the Dirty Yarwoodmug.