that's what your mouth says

A way to tell someone you don't believe them, or to say they're full of shit.

John: " Dude, did you know you can actually drink air?"
Jeph:" Yeah right!"
John: "No, seriously! I saw a thing about it!"
Jeph:" That's what your mouth says dude."

by Caller's_Voice July 25, 2016

What Did You Sayyy

an absolute poggers thing to say, often use when one of the boys says something crazy or abnormal

John: I fucked my sister
Cody: What Did You Sayyy

by big shlong dong hippty hong December 10, 2020

What The Fuck Happened to the Floor

A Phrase Squirtle uses when They Change Studios

What The Fuck Happened to the Floor

by RoliePolieYoyleium January 31, 2021

what did he say???

It's the meme that high school freshman use when someone says something fucked up/

Me: What's 12 x 3

My Friend: 41

Me: What did he say???

by itsWhip February 9, 2021

What would Link do?

Similar to what would Jesus do but with some different outcomes

*Being taunted by gang of potential enemies
Friend "what would Link do?"
Yourself "you're right, lets leave it, they're ruining themselves"

*Someone else being ganged up on by enemies
Friend "What would Link do?"
Yourself "...probably fuck them up! Lets do it!"

by Coxmeister December 18, 2011

911, what's your emergency?

The first words you hear when you call 911. Gives you temporary relief.

*calls 911*
Emergency dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
guy 1: Can you guys send an ambulance quickly? guy 2 fell to the ground.

by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023

What are the profile names here

What the actual fuck are the profile names here? Like you can read a legitimately interesting post and the author's name is poopybutwizzrizz and then read the most obscene and absurd post and have the name be something a little more normal like bicycle\man or some shit like it's kind of messed up tho.

What are the profile names here on Urbandictionary like actually they're sad as fuck tho

ikr it's just sad

by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023