simp

someone who loves a man by the name of jonathan bravo <3

i love you

i love johnny so much i'm a simp

by simpinnotpimpin December 7, 2021

Simpandouche

Noun: A title given to a simp who embodies many characteristics of a total douche- especially when initially presented as incredibly simpish but then reveals their douchebag tendencies. Pronounced like chimpanzee.

Friend 1: “He wouldn’t stop texting me all night while he was out drunk with his friends and saying how much he misses me and loves me- but I asked him yesterday if he wanted to hang out and he chose his friends over me! What a simpandouche! “
Friend 2: “Mega simpandouche. Simple monkey man.”

by Little Rudiger December 9, 2021

Simp

1 - Someone who submits to, makes themselves seem inferior to, or otherwise degrades themselves for the sake of another person or excessively praises said person in hopes of receiving sexual favors from them later on.
2 - Acronym for Someone/Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.
Synonyms:
beta, cuck, minor, simpleton, submissive

Antonyms:
alpha, chad, dominant, major, sigma
Derivatives:
simping, simped

“God, John is simping for Amy again?”
“Yep, it can’t be helped.

by Crim GB December 9, 2021

Simp

super intense Minecraft player

I am such a simp for rin okumura

by shiro. December 10, 2021

simp

man or woman who is attracted to the receiving end but gaining nothing from it ps: we dont like simps

ew that guy is SIMP we

by vinshela December 10, 2021

Simp

Super intense Minecraft player!

Bro you are a simp! You are cracked my guy!

by dannonsfat December 10, 2021

Simp

Someone who thinks girls want sex by just looking at him or saying hello.

Sarah said hello to Olav who was passing by. Olav being the simp he is, thinks Sarah looks deep in his eyes and they have strong connections now. He even thinks Sarah wants to have sex with him because of the tension and vibe

by Delicieux123 December 12, 2021