Slap

Why the hell are you looking up the definition of the word slap? Are you retarded? You fucking idiot?

Person 1: Why did you just look up the definition of the word slap?
Person 2: I don't know, just felt like it.
Person 1: *Slaps Person 2*
Person 2: Did you just slap me for searching the definition of slap?
Person 1: Yes I did. And you can't do anything about it because this isn't a real conversation.
Person 2: Oh, right.

by Sluuuurp November 26, 2020

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Slap your sandwich

Code word used in front on children for intercourse with your wife or girlfriend

I can’t wait for the kids to go to bed so I can slap your sandwich baby girl

by Sex with girlfriend November 27, 2020

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NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!

girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

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NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

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slip slap nigga goose

A “Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure” reference.

Conversation that accidentally says “slip slap nigga goose”: slip slap nigga goose”

Jojo stan: is that a jojo reference?!?!

by steven pharmer October 20, 2020

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Slap-A-Doodle-Doo

When someone is saying "Slap-A-Doodle-Doo" it means that one said a funny joke, but the joke wasn't funny enough to laugh out loud at.

When someone is saying "Slap-A-Doodle-Doo" it means that one said a funny joke, but the joke wasn't funny enough to laugh out loud at.

Adam: Did you see Sarah? She lookes like a squashed pickle.
You: Haha nice one! Slap-A-Doodle-Do
"A non example would be"
Adam: Did you see Sarah? She looked like my deformed dick.
You: No way dude LMFAOOOO, Shit you hadda go there dawg OMFG LMFAOOOO

by UrbanLegend1990 October 21, 2020

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