Lose one's ass

Do so bad that you lose even what's impossible to lose, your ass.

In the Old West people used to bet their ass (donkey) in gambling and lose it, so that’s where this saying started.

We lost our ass on that game.

If this presentation doesn't go well I'll lose my ass!

To lose one's ass is to lose all.

by kloon882 April 28, 2019

Andy and men's ass

When Andy hurries up and has his girl break out a camera for a photo op just so he could get a picture of some guy’s ass in speedos

Andy and men's ass he’s always stealing a picture of a man’s ass at the pool

by user746_69 November 22, 2022

Men's Asses!

Pronounced: MEAAHNS ASSESS!
An expression you use as a substitute for Fuck, shit, crap, damn, dammit, etc.

Danny: I saw your mom at the mall last night; i think she was returning your new kicks.
Joe: Men's Asses!

by VickiDefiner February 14, 2009

Terry Waite's allotment

(Simile.) Describes a badly overgrown ladygarden or punani in need of a lot of TLC. (And possibly an industrial-sized strimmer.)

"I pulled down her knickers, and she had a twat like Terry Waite's allotment! I've seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!"

by Niall Brady February 9, 2003

Five Night's at Freddy's

A point and click indie horror game, set in a Chuck E Cheese like pizzeria, called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. You play as Mike the security guard. You sit in your office, watching the animatronics, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the Chicken, and Foxy the Pirate. They try to get into your office, so they can stuff you into a Freddy Fazbear suit, killing you. You have limited power, and must be wise to conserve it, because you have to manage your doors to keep out animatronics, check your "blind spots" outside with your door lights, and look at the security camera. All of these use power, and if an animatronic gets into your office, it will kill you. If your power runs out, Freddy Fazbear will play a tune, and jumpscare. You play through the week, each Night getting harder as you play. You can unlock Night Six, "nightmare mode", and unlock Custom Night after that, where you can choose the difficulty.

Boy: Have you beaten Five Night's at Freddy's?

Girl: Yes! Night Six took me forever.

by Rosesandstars January 19, 2015

Jacker's Arm

When one's arm is too sore or in extreme pain due to excessive masturbation. Usually interferes with everyday activities and can take weeks to recover from.

John: Dude I took like three Tylenol pills this morning

Brandon: What do you have the cold?

John: Nah, I got a bad case of the Jacker's Arm.

by Pandad March 24, 2009

zip's ass

Extreme hot or cold temperature. Usually defined as "colder than zip's ass" or "hotter than zip's ass". Refers to 0 degrees F or lower or 90 degrees F or above.

"Jesus Christ it's colder than zip's ass outside!"

by Maineahs December 23, 2008