Suicide Piss

When you latch on to your significant other against there will and urinate profusely on them.

“Derek suicide pissed on me last night. I was so mad....but it was kinda hot.

by Bigboner123 January 10, 2021

Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.

Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

Piss Shit

The occurrence of taking a piss and suddenly having to shit at the same time.

I had to take a simple piss but wouldn't you know it...it turned out to be a whole piss shit.

by jim917 April 24, 2018

Off Pissing

When the word "Pissed Off" just doesn't sound right say "Off Pissing" and thats the solution to this problem.

I was out in the field "Off Pissing"

The story about the Japanese woman not giving you a happy ending is very "Off Pissing"

by DrippzErotic January 29, 2024

Piss Baby

A person who cries in the bathroom and looks like they pee on the floor. Just a little piss baby.

Your friend is a piss baby.

by anonymous May 4, 2021

piss in the corner

teacher wont let you out to piss so you piss in the corner

student: "can i take a piss"
teacher: "no bitch"
student: "ill piss in the corner then"

student: *pisses in the corner*

by anonymous March 11, 2024

vintage piss

A really cool and hot artist. She does illustrations and Animations.

Do you follow vintage piss on Instagram?

Yeah, she’s so cool!

by sweetbabyboy June 26, 2021