Penis Licker 

A person who licks penis. That's it.

"Man, they're such a penis licker."

Penis Licker by Spidermanfucker2045 March 13, 2023

penis receptacle 

1. A promiscuous female
2. A promiscuous female's vagina

"That girl is a walking penis receptacle."
Telling a hooker " You've got a nice penis receptacle."

penis receptacle by Zeekupp March 14, 2023

penis poetry day 

April 4th
The day you write poetry about your penis. It can be a metaphorical penis.

Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.

penis poetry day by houuseplant April 3, 2023

Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!

Penis Man by Broman memedude April 6, 2023

PENIS BOWLING 

When a group people with penis(s) engage in PENIS BOWLING they are setting their dicks up as pins while another rolls a bowling ball off a ledge as to land on the men. The last one to leave the group wins.

Yo James wanted to know if you would like to join us for a game of PENIS BOWLING

PENIS BOWLING by lookitup! May 5, 2023

Penis Wenis 

A Man who has so little intellect about his own genitals, that he tries to pee inside of girls.

Person 1: Hey did you hear that John fucked Britanny?
Person 2: John? Johns a Penis Wenis, theres no way Brittany wanted to fuck him...

Penis Wenis by StealthoGaro May 15, 2023

Penis extension 

A term used when a man is excessively playing with his mobile phone, as though he is playing with his penis.

“Oh look, got his penis extension out again”

Penis extension by dobbster June 4, 2023