Bentley Moment

1. The self-indulgent, materialistic moment one has alone with their ultra-luxury vehicle. Usually a Bentley, but any six figure vehicle passes. 2. Any moment that while driving your ultra-luxury vehicle, women begin stalking you with their cars.

1. "I love the buttery soft upolstery. I bet I could stick my dick between the headrest and seat, and make myself cum."

2. "Look at all these bitches following me! An absolute Bentley Moment. I bet if I hung my cock out the window, it would start a fucking cunt riot."

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010

A Frong Moment

A Frong Moment is when life gets so bad even the homies’ kisses goodnight don’t help.

Therapist: “How’s life?”

Ma boi: “It’s a Frong moment frfr”

by YourPersonalRaccoon July 26, 2022

myank moment

urmom gay lmao lol xd trolled lol lmao xd

myank moment

by buttrnaan January 25, 2022

Woman Moment

When someone (usually women) think its a good idea to give themselves bangs

Person A: Whats wrong with your hair?

Prrson B: I had a woman moment last night.

by momenthaver August 7, 2025

mike rowe moment

when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you

I got this pal, he's studying to be an agronomist; he has a Mike Rowe moment every day

by John Damage June 7, 2011

John Moment

When you spell something horribly

John cannot spell therefore he had a John moment

by Cumlordigan September 18, 2021

Neil moment

A Neil moment is a way to describe or call a situation in were a person tries to act cool or get attention by saying things like. My Laptop broke or I lost my book. And then you or someone else points out that its a bad thing the person says some deus ex machina crap and says oh wait I fixed it.

Neil: Hey bro just got some weird dots in my eyes from looking at the son.
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment

by Zan van April 15, 2022