Butter Tax

Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.

"You're total is $21.73"

"And how much do I owe you for the Butter Tax?"

"$13.40"

by The Mad Yeeter October 25, 2023

Elephant Peanut Butter

n. : Gooey paste like film; which normally resides in the crotch area.

Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!

by L3Mon_Slic3R November 13, 2011

margarine toast butterer

a random insult; it can be used randomly, and can also substitute for cum slut or whore for more *family friendly* dialogue

i swear to god you better not uwu @me you heckin mArgARiNe ToaST buTtEreR

by iambek July 28, 2019

buttered

when you get ignored for a really long time and not given solid reason

wow, I can't believe you are buttering me right now. i feel so buttered. how dare you.

by moooooor September 18, 2021

Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.

Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Buttering

A verb depicting the sexual act of two partners rubbing or griding their assholes together in order to gain sexual satisfaction. Similar to the act of scissoring.

Bob and I enjoyed an intense session of buttering last night.
We melded together buttering and it was fantastic!!

by EHWaz August 29, 2025

Churn butter

The act of a female masturbating without the use of any electronic toys or devices.

Sean finished too quick so Courtney had to go home and churn butter herself

by Bubba74rocks October 1, 2023