c-deez-nuts

A term that is mainly used in which to describe the male reproduction system in a sense of humor.

Person 1: Hey bro do you like CD's?
Person 2: Sure why ?
Person 1: Then you sure would love to c-deez-nuts
Person 2: .......

by BARRACK - LEE OBAMA June 26, 2016

Nuts like a fox

To intentionally act insane in order to confuse and beguile others as part of your master plan.

You're completely nuts!

Yeah, NUTS like a FOX!

by Dr Onion April 22, 2008

Driving me nuts

(v.) To be getting annoyed by a trivial or small matter.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his fly. The bartender asks why it is there, to which the pirate replies "Yar, I do not know myself, but it's been driving me nuts"

by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

Post-Nut Guilt

After busting a nut, the guilt you feel because the girl (or guy) is undesirable (AKA ugly)

Guy 1: did you give her your number?

Guy 2: Nah man the post-nut guilt was too much for me, I left without making eye contact.

by Arya D August 05, 2010

No Nut November Pass

It doesn't exist. It's just an excuse to not participate in No Nut November.

Friend: Hey I have the No Nut November Pass so now I can nut all I want.
Me: And where the hell did you find that fake news from?

by A4775 November 04, 2020

Nut & Go Seek

To have your friends to go wait in their garage or drive way. Then you go some were in the house and pull a quicky, and bust a nut either on the floor, or a piece of furniture. Then say to the household owner or guest that "i bet you can't find it." And try to get them to unknowingly step in or accidently touch the jizz.

Dude, i totally got Johnny with that game of Nut & Go Seek!

by Lubeskyballer959595 March 10, 2011

ima nut on you

it' when yo home boi an't listening so you gotta nut on you

Ay Pass me That "No" Ima Nut On You

by BigPeepeeTyrone 2.0 January 10, 2018