Pussy Plant, (pus-ee plan-te) a pussy plant is similar to a dick tree, it is a female vagina with some sort of plant instantly growing out of it, many times, pussy plants are mistaken for two things, very hairy pubic hairs, or a female with a penis. Be warned, pussy plants must be watered and trimmed daily.
by RaymondAbid November 22, 2011
Get the Pussy Plantmug. by fucking ngiger September 20, 2018
Get the pussy fuckingmug. When a group of friends (consisting of usually two people male and female) that are best friends that love to have fun.
by Sudnick April 29, 2009
Get the Pussy Palmug. Did you see that movie back door sluts 9 on the discovery channel? That pussy totally ate that cock.
Gotta love cock in pussy...
Gotta love cock in pussy...
by Volantes stercus July 14, 2017
Get the cock in pussymug. An undesirable vagina. This is because it is mangled, tore up, and blew out from sitting on a bicycle seat and peddling too long and too often.
by Satisfier March 13, 2014
Get the bicycle pussymug. by B_e_o_r_g_e October 7, 2011
Get the Pussy Campingmug. A dick that won't get hard no matter what. Whether due to age, intoxication, or a brown bag with the lights off type of a girl, your dick flaps around in the same wind that blows the career of Keanu Reeves and the puberty caused tones of the Jonas Brothers.
(Girl waiting and wondering...)
Girl- What the monkey are you doing?
Guy- I'm slapping my dick against your leg so mini-me can wake the frick up, all I've got runnin' is a pussy willow.
(Two friends during a friendly chat)
Friend 1 - Hey, just to remind you, I fucked your ex on Saturday.
Friend 2 - Yeah, that's right, she was telling me how much she missed even my drunken pussy willow fucks with her on Sunday. Way to go you fricken duddy!
Can also be used in the past tense as a name:
Friend 1- Dude, I'm glad you took the hit for the team. How was it though?
Friend 2- Are you kidding me? Lights off, brown bagged and I was still left P.Willowfied at the sight of those brown wizard sleeves! (Can also substitute P.Dubafied)
Girl- What the monkey are you doing?
Guy- I'm slapping my dick against your leg so mini-me can wake the frick up, all I've got runnin' is a pussy willow.
(Two friends during a friendly chat)
Friend 1 - Hey, just to remind you, I fucked your ex on Saturday.
Friend 2 - Yeah, that's right, she was telling me how much she missed even my drunken pussy willow fucks with her on Sunday. Way to go you fricken duddy!
Can also be used in the past tense as a name:
Friend 1- Dude, I'm glad you took the hit for the team. How was it though?
Friend 2- Are you kidding me? Lights off, brown bagged and I was still left P.Willowfied at the sight of those brown wizard sleeves! (Can also substitute P.Dubafied)
by Mo Mo Morin February 17, 2009
Get the Pussy Willowmug.