moms i'd like to pamper

MILP

Moms I'd Like to Pamper

by Lyubi January 15, 2016

Ur Mom

1. The ultimate come-back in an argument, "Ur Mom" can be used in many different ways, such as: Ur Mom is fat, Ur Mom is a hoe, Ur Mom is ugly, etc...

2. The fist living thing to have so much mass, it creates it's own gravitational orbit.

Ur mom ugly

by (˵╹⌣╹˵)づ December 24, 2021

Ur mom

Ur mom is a fucking cumshot

A "Ur mom"
B "YOU BITCH"
A " haha pp "

by Satire owo March 17, 2022

ur mom

every single elementary and middle schooler has nothing to say in a roast so they say ”ur mom” or when they have no clue what to say in anything they say “ur mom”

little Johnny:hey Dora what is 5+5
Dora:ur mom😂😂😂😂
little Johnny:😐😐

by Buck27_kendall13 August 5, 2022

Chris mom

Chris mom THICCccccC

Gosh darn diggity chris mom THIccCc

by Chris'smomxo May 9, 2017

ur mom

the most insulting comeback, it can be used in any and all situations.

emma: my dog said he's already tracer
johnny: ur mom
emma: dies of hurt feelings

by Imreallygayy December 2, 2018

Just a mom

It's a sarcastic statement. No mother is "just" anything. Motherhood is an important role in life.

"Oh, yeah she's just a mom."

by tscullen June 11, 2018