Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022

Another slap ass month

There’s this girl with a fat arse and all last month I slapped it a and squished it and I want to do it again

Another slap ass month coz why not

by Hollie personal ass slapped November 2, 2019

smith-slap

The act of bitch slapping your friend because he makes a joke about your girl, and the friend tries to laugh it off.

"Will Smith totally smith-slapped Chris Rock for making G.I. Jane jokes about his wife's alopecia."
"I know! And Rock just kept laughing!"

by puișor March 29, 2022

Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Day

October 15th

Slap your dirtiest minded friend day 🎉

I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.

by ecargvas October 12, 2021

SLAP

Acronym for “Sounds Like A Plan”

A fun enthusiastic but short response to a proposed plan.

Cole: Let’s get beers after work today!

Andi: SLAP

by Urbandiclover July 23, 2021

National Slap Faith Day

May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)

Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!

by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023

Duck Slapped

The act of being rejected, put down, scolded or failing at something.

You just got Duck Slapped.

by Citycat March 28, 2021