A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.
by Bigdikv6 August 7, 2017

n. Usually when gamers are very intense and quiet in gaming, and then someone walks in the room and really wants to join in on the good fight and gets a "Kraken back slap"
Enters room with Kraken kids (C,D)
A- hey guys
(no answer from gamers)
A- Hey yaa
(no answer, stands there for ever)
B- watches on as A gets sobbed big time by kids in game mode
(Then)
C- (ignoring A) raped it! sweet move
D- yaz
B- LOL -A- you have had "Kraken back slapped"
Enters room with Kraken kids (C,D)
A- hey guys
(no answer from gamers)
A- Hey yaa
(no answer, stands there for ever)
B- watches on as A gets sobbed big time by kids in game mode
(Then)
C- (ignoring A) raped it! sweet move
D- yaz
B- LOL -A- you have had "Kraken back slapped"
by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011

by 4am cock slap September 27, 2019

When someone slaps you with unintelligible meandering monologue without any clear purpose or direction until your ears bleed.
by socslapper April 10, 2020

When you nut in your hand till it fills halfway than go up to someone and slap them as hard as you can with the nut hand
by Samuraignome June 4, 2023

When someone wins a slap bet but has yet to deliver the slap. This may be due to a desire to strategically time the slap or, more commonly, the lack of fortitude to strike a fellow human being.
"Dude, I heard you lost a slap bet to Tracie last week! That must have hurt!"
"Naw, she still owes me a slap debt. She doesn't have it in her."
"Naw, she still owes me a slap debt. She doesn't have it in her."
by Obey The Hypnotoad May 23, 2014
