Rolled

When somebody is slow as fuck

“I just ran a 9 minute mile in PE” said young Timmy.
“Oml you’re fucking rolled. Mee maw coulda done that” I respond.

by TyronDaGreat69 May 23, 2023

Rolled

To be slow, or extremely uncompetitive in sprinting/distance events. Basically, your times are shitty and you will NOT be making it to the next level

Can occasionally be used in the context of jumping and field (shotput, javelin, etc) events, but is not common

"I can't even lie little buddy right there rolled asf"

"Fuck I'm so rolled I need to lock in for the off-season"

by amenoma January 5, 2025

De-Roll

(v). The act of destroying a pre-rolled joint to pack the marijuana into something else.

I got these pre-rolls from the dispensary for $5, I'm pretty sure they're pre-Covid, I'm going to de-roll them and pack my bong.

by RebelliousDink April 17, 2024

Rolled

A modern expression on an old mafia term, LaCosaNostra, meaning:
To remove someone or something from, and then install or replace with something new.

"I can't stand that place, I hope it gets rolled."

Or as to imply:
"If you don't straiten out, you are gonna get rolled."

by jumpstart912 December 26, 2022

Cinnamon Roll

When someone finishes on another person's face and then the person with "icing" on their face, gets their face sat on.

John: hey bro, I cinnamon rolled these chicks while i watched the other night.

Francis: you're fucking disgusting

by Unreal engine 69 February 17, 2020

Rolling coal

Rolling coal in the bedroom is when you take your favorite laxative, and chase it with a bottle of Pepto Bismol. This creates an explosive black diarrhea that you release at climax, usually across a wall or in the direction of a white curtain

I was giving her the montana muskit loader when I started rolling coal all over her curtains

by Curious~spacecraft July 2, 2024

Mandem Roll Out

When a super mega cunt wishes himself and his groomer associates to fuck off and get up to some monogamous tomfoolery.
Can also be used in a way to mass dominance over your peers.
Can also be used to deprive your opponent and/ or opp of their previous statement or argument with oneself and thyselfs own gang.

Example:

Opp 1: You a bitch
Opp 2: Truth

Person: I know you are but what am I? Mandem Roll Out!

by le mule and sons March 7, 2024