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fucked my pancakes

meaning: when you an someone like eachother an are about to date but then he pretty much leads you on an puts u off... when something was going good for you an then it gets fucked up...
travis u done it this time you fucked my pancakes
by COMADRAY January 12, 2009
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pope of my vagina

Usually used in reference to an unattainable male celebrity, this is a title given to the one person who's every word, action, or look most quickly makes the speaker's vagina wet for their cock (or fingers/tongue/whatever). It is implied that the speaker is (or would like to be) a sub with this person as their Dom in a D/s relationship; as the Pope is the leader of the Catholic church, the speaker would like for this person to be the leader of their vagina.
by triplenope July 22, 2014
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lick my leftovers

The act of wearing underwear made of Saran Wrap at least 1 day without showering and possible extensive heat buildup from any physical activity such as exercising or physical labor. On the following night, have your partner open up the wrap as if opening up tasty leftovers and continue to engage in oral sex.
Are you gonna lick my leftovers or what? I've been warming them up all day.
by Doops337 September 20, 2015
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doin' my 925

Doing my job. "925" meaning where you work from 9am to 5pm, like the Dolly Parton song.
Q: Why are you being such an asshole boss.

A: Just doin' my 925
by G.O.Moo September 26, 2015
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Unfuck my face

Putting on makeup to hide your unattractive face.
I had to unfuck my face this morning before going in to work.
by rapidexchange November 26, 2015
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you’re not my type

What someone says when you aren’t the type of person they’re looking for.

If you’re sad because someone said that to you, just remember it could’ve been worse.

I’m sure you’re the type some cute people want out there.
by kirstennotkristen June 8, 2018
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Jizzing On My Heart

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.
Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.
by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019
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