Ride the Lightning

An activity for those who bother you, ruin your day, or make life harder than it should be.

All those naggers can ride the lightning baby!!!

by yoitsjoe July 12, 2018

must be the lighting

Often said when you second guess your (or someone else's) initial impression of something/someone.

Usually, I find him ugly, but today he's smokin' hot. Must be the lighting.

She looked hot on instagram, but then I met her IRL. Must've been the lighting.

Person A (who is overweight): I look so skinny today.
Person B: It must be the lighting.

by libelula_안녕 July 17, 2018

single-strobe light-flick

Refers to a "consideration for sleepers" action whereby --- in order to briefly look at something from the doorway of a pitch-dark room in which you know that one or more other humans are seeking a little shut-eye --- you first open up your own eyelids extra-wide to allow yourself maximum visibility, and then perform a super-quick "on-off" action (one-half-second at the absolute maximum) with the room's light-switch, so that you are able to check on whatever you needed to know (such as that there is nothing on the floor between you and the sleeper's bed, and thus you can safely tiptoe forward in the dark and crawl in with the slumberer without tripping), but minimize the disturbance of the sleepy person(s) by not having the ceiling-lamp lit long enough for him to even be much aware of it.

Considerate dude who's staying overnight at his girlfriend's apartment: I always use the "single-strobe light-flick" prior to re-joining Tiffany in her bed after I visit the Little Boys' Room during the night, just to make sure that neither of her cats has decided to stretch itself out on the floor of the bedroom. It avoids any unexpected "yowls in the dark", plus Tiffany tells me that she seldom even notices my brief room-illuminations, so that's a good thing.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018

Swallow a lighter

The singing version of "break a leg" or "merde". Based on the imagery of breathing fire.

You have a recital tonight? Good luck! Swallow a lighter!

by livierose February 27, 2019

That’s Light Switch

Means to say duh to someone when they finally got something correct or they understood something.

Quincy: I heard you and your girl broke up

Jamal: Bruh yea I cut that hoe off like a light switch you just now knowing now that’s light switch

by Handsome Little Liars April 2, 2019

Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.

Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.

by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019

Tae bath lights

Tae bath lights is a fantasy like chloe and I like to think about late at night and the bath lights are red 🛁🚨

Tae bath lights is the best fantasy ever.

by Bangtanarmyletsgetit December 5, 2019