I meant to say "as little."
Hym "Little side note, my hours have been substantially cut. I literally can't work anywhere else because of my car. If I get fired, the game ends. If I get evicted, the game ends. I don't care enough about being alive to endure homeless and I'm not going to give my parents the amount of control over my life they are going to want if I have to move in with them. So, what's the deal here? Is it today or what? Try and let me know while I have some cash so I can get a nice last meal."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2024

a man or a woman who is such a dumb ass that they mete as well fuck themselves because they are little bitches
by Flupdiplupins October 13, 2020

Once your parents realized they were gonna be stuck with you for 18 years they tried for another.
That's your younger brother, he is always annoying you and seems to take pleasure in blaming you for things and making up fights altogether.
Once in a while, you might have actual fun with him but most of the time he just walks into your room without knocking.
That's your younger brother, he is always annoying you and seems to take pleasure in blaming you for things and making up fights altogether.
Once in a while, you might have actual fun with him but most of the time he just walks into your room without knocking.
Person 1: Bro I think my little brother is jerking off on the toilet.
Person 2: What? How do you know?
Person 1: There is always jizz fucking running down the toilet seat, he's a fucking idiot.
Person 2: What? How do you know?
Person 1: There is always jizz fucking running down the toilet seat, he's a fucking idiot.
by thathandleisusedalready June 10, 2020

by trashtalkasias March 26, 2022

by Connie mc fee September 24, 2016

A little hobbit is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet with particularly hairy feet, which the microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity embarrassingly encases in a wide variety of fabulously fashionable facsimiles of Todd Howard's high heels, before befittingly donning an Oompa Loompa costume and waddling off to attend the traditional, weekly dwarven Manlet Monday celebrations. After being subsequently and inevitably stopped short and arrested on the way back to his hobbit-hole by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the silly, little hobbit Homunculus is then briefly incarcerated in the nearest manlet pit before being put on trial in a Children's Court for his recklessly delusional role in fomenting a microscopic manlet uprising and then later enthusiastically embracing his natural role as a prison wife manlet by henceforth submissively serving his toweringly dominant, superlatively superior, supremely self-assured, magnificent manmore prison war daddy. Manlets, when will they learn?
Pickup artist manlet: Hey there sweetcheeks, if you'll let me dry-hump your leg for five seconds, then you can move in with me into the doghouse in my mother's backyard that I share with her chihuahua and every night I'll dance a merry jig for you before I suck on your high heels - what do you say? Miriam: Yuck! I almost stepped on a murloc manlet! Choke on your squeaky-voiced manletspeak and stay far away from me, you dwarfishly diminutive runt of a Stalinesquely stunted, little hobbit, effeminate Ewok, sissy manlet abomination! I don't want no short people 'round here.
by ManletDepreciator October 14, 2024

by birdcake January 10, 2022
