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Simp Daddy 

A Simp-Daddy is a slang term often used amongst a group of friends defending that they are not just a "simp" but a Simp Daddy claims that they are better than just a "simp" often meaning they get something in return for the "simping" they've just done.
β€œBro you bought that girl that? You're such a simp.”
β€œNah, I'm a simp daddy πŸ˜β€
Simp Daddy by DJ UltraSonic January 18, 2022
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Vladdy daddy 

some weird ass people that try to stop the war by calling putin vladdy daddy
pov the comment section on his instagram " vladdy daddy.. your better than this"

" vladdy daddy this isn't you"

Duck daddy 

A man that spins counter clockwise while in his male partner. The rotation resembles the shape of a ducks genitalia.
See that guy, he's definitely a duck daddy, you can tell by his glutes.

Sponge Daddy

A man who bottoms for a straight dude
I just called up my sponge daddy because my girlfriend is not available.
Sponge Daddy by PatRajJames July 29, 2023

dial your daddy 

something typically said to someone that is in way over their head, implying that he/she needs his/her father's assistance to get him/her out of the mess they are in.
"Better turn back now, or dial your daddy boy."
dial your daddy by Robert Trainer December 22, 2008

it's not your daddy's 

1. Used to contrast something of the present with something of the past that it superficially resemmbles.

2. Used to contrast the current incarnation of something from its past or 'classical' form.
Dude #1: Man, I hear they are putting apples & milk in MickeyD's Happy Meals now.

Dude#2: No way!

Dude#1: Yeah, it's not your daddy's Happy Meal anymore.