Doja Cat

A cat that says moo

Doja Cat is unbelievable

Doja Cat by Woowiewoow June 6, 2021

Squeeze the Cat 

Having to use go to the bathroom. Number 1 or 2.

Dan had to make a pitstop on the way to his meeting, so he could Squeeze the Cat.

Squeeze the Cat by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

Happy as a blue cat 

When you're calm out relaxation and serenity, not boredom.

Joe: You been watching movies all day?

Bob: Yeah, I'm happy as a blue cat.

Happy as a blue cat by Kremcoin January 7, 2011

I have a cat in my lap 

The last excuse for not doing something without admitting to laziness. Often used by cat owners and drunks/meth whores

Mom: Timothy, take out the trash!
Tim: I will.
Mom: No, NOW!
Tim: I'm busy.
Mom: BULLSHIT!
Tim: But, I have a cat in my lap!

Bill: Ted, can you hand me a beer.
Ted: Go gret it yershelf....
Bill: Dude, it's right there.
Ted: .....MraI have a crat in m'lap.....
Bill: There's nothing there...where are your pants? ...You have shit on your dick.

I have a cat in my lap by imthatawesome September 14, 2012

J-CAT 

J-CAT is an word now used in street slang that originated in the U.S. Federal and State prison systems as an acrynym with stood for J-Category inmates or J-CAT which is s housing unit for sex offenders. Most inmates detest sex offenders and do not associate with them. The word J-CAT became synonymous with someone you did not like, someone you thought was shadey or someone who was acting gay. The word then bleed into the streets from the prisons by released inmates. Over time the definition has broadened but the core of the word remains, it always indicates a negative feeling. J-CAT can also be used when someone is trying to duck, dodge or avoid someone, or someone who is consistently flaking and selling wolf tickets. In this scenario it is often shorten as in "Nigga where you been? "You been cattin off on me.. Whatchu scared of my nigga? Hit me back!" J-CAT is also used to describe a dope feen, some one who is now different, weird after ecsesive drug use.

Breh, that nigga Marcus he coo n shit but ever since that nigga ate dem shrooms, that nigga been acting like a straight J-Cat. Real Talk

J-CAT by imastr8gee May 31, 2015

Jay Cat 

Someone who is consistently catting off/flaking/a no show, MIA, etc.

I always try and hit this bitch up but she is a straight jay cat.

You're always flaking on me, what a jay cat!

Stop catting off, ole jay cat ass nigga!

Jay Cat by HempGoddess September 12, 2011

Schrödinger's cat 

Schrödinger want to kill his cat, so he made a plan. He put in cat in a sealed box. There are a flask of poison and a radioactive source inside. When the box open. The cat will be either dead or alive.

If the cat is alive. He will do it again until the cat is dead.

Schrödinger: Damn it. My cat is still alive!
Cat: What are you doing?
World: Schrödinger's cat is brilliant.

Cat: No! He is trying to kill me...

Schrödinger's cat by QABCQ September 11, 2012