Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.

"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."

by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012

Butter

When something is really good. Kind of like bussin

That’s so butter!

by Claire 2022 January 2, 2022

butter

Butter; Meaning you disbelieve the person. Could also be used in some cases as; the 'butter' in question is not telling the truth, a liar.

Wow. You are such a butter right now.; Isn't Becky such a butter!

by urbandictionaryuserimsocoolbah January 16, 2022

penis butter and vagelly sandwich

a new way of referring to sex, in which the penis butter is a penis and vagelly is vagina and you put the two together and sandwich them between two bodies

Chad: hey babe wanna have sex?
Vanessa: you mean make a penis butter and vagelly sandwich?

by peanutbabe August 26, 2018

Butter blossom

A woman to whom you share the deepest of thoughts, fears, and love with. The one girl you know will always be on your side despite the sh*t to come.
Or:
The freakiest beast you'll ever meet in bed. Always open to new expierences and says "I'll try anything at least once."

"You see that girl? She has my heart; That's my butter blossom. <3"

"She milked me like a cow! She's such a butter blossom!"

by kittykay69 September 20, 2017

Duck Butter

The concouction of semen and shit that runs out of an asshole after you cum in it

After I railed her asshole I ate the duck butter with a smile

by Drewser March 17, 2009

Secure that butter

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

by tjjohn12 July 2, 2016