shit fuckers

this phrase is wonderful when something is just so fucked up the word fuckers doesnt adequetly describe your anger/pain/amazement/surprise etc.

shit fuckers the worlds coming to an end.

by laurt9 January 20, 2009

shit nutz

When a fat ass wipes back to front without lifting his ballsack and gets shit all over his nuts.Usually resulting in duck butter and a horrible shitty sweaty combination of stench

Leon you fat bastard do you have shit nutz

by cajunriot July 20, 2014

Shit Sauna

When someone takes a shit, and immediate takes a shower afterwards making the room smell horrible from the mixing of shit stench and hot steam.

"Oh! Don't go in that bathroom, Jim made it a shit sauna in there!"

by pemon urkyasta May 14, 2014

Jello Shits

The result of eating too much jello in a short period of time.

"I went to a party last night and ate so much jello that I have the jello shits."

by abushby October 9, 2013

Keep-shit

A bowel movement purposefully stored and kept with the intention of later use.

On Christmas Eve, Peter struggled to again push out perfect little balls of keep-shit to be placed on his roof.

After a night of beer and burritos, getting the keep-shit in the brown paper bag to be placed on Mr. Drummond's doorstep was not easy.

by Adamir Putin December 24, 2014

Shit In A Quilt

A poorly made version of 'pigs in a blanket', usually prepared from leftover or nearly spoiled meats.

-"Hey mom, what's for dinner?"
-"I didn't have time to make dinner, so here's some shit in a quilt."

by Footballsgreatsoccerisdumb.com August 17, 2011

Shit Lamp

A bitch ass who argues about anything, at anytime. Most of the Shit Lamps out there, are mostly a dick sucking thot.

"Look at Josh. He's doing it again. He's such a Shit Lamp"

"Calm down David. Quit being a Shit Lamp."

by Retarded_Bull June 20, 2019