Dark Days

A period(pun absolutely intended) of puberty where a male teen would feel horny as shit and masturbate several times a day. It will only become Dark Days if the addiction left the body before adulthood. So adult perverts by definition never had a Dark Day because they never left it.

My Dark Days started because some anime comic artist just decided to make their creations too "cute" which absolutely burns my 13 year old brain like diesel and turned me into a pervert. Luckily I have left my Dark Days by considering just how degenerative that is and I have started a new life where peace and happiness last longer than a masturbation session.

by Geese Couch Taming November 9, 2021

Benefits Day

A day in which you do little other than eat crisps (usually doritos), watch television (usually 'Dave') and masturbate; i.e. a day in which you live as though you were claiming benefits.

Alright mate, Wubu2?

Nothing much mate, just had a Benefits day!

by Errrrrr12 May 25, 2011

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

zero-day

A day with no sleep

Tristan: Naru you look terrible!
Naru: I know, I had a zero-day.
Nik: Welcome to my world. Want some of my moonshine? Anyone got shoeglu?
Naru: Go away homeless man

by snootsnoot July 23, 2016

translucent day

A day made up of forgettable numbers.

Person A: My birthday is on 11/29.
Person B: Too bad that it's on a translucent day.

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

Gaduada Day

Acronym for Get All Dressed Up And Draw Attention Day.

Gaduada Day is the 22nd of every month.

Gaduada Day is simply an excuse to wear your handsome or humorous suit or outfit. Dress up and go to town for no reason!

Created in 2010 by Nathan Hachey from Nova Scotia, Canada.

Happy Gaduada Day!

by GaduadaDay November 28, 2010

day sick

When you pretend like you are sick all day but then someone asks you to go out at night and all of a sudden you're all better.

Day: Honey, I'm so sick. You take care of the kids.

Night: I'm feeling a little better. Joe asked me to go to the bar. See you later.

Wife: I thought you were sick
Husband: I was just day sick.

by mcoop21 February 6, 2017