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Face to Facebook

Face to Facebook is when you don't have time to call or get together in person with friends or business contacts, but you still want them to feel special, so you write on their wall.
Hey no big deal. I wish I had time for a face to face meeting too but I am so slammed that I can't make it until late next week. We can Face to Facebook until our lives calm down a bit. If you need immediate attention, you can always go primitive and I'll pick up.
by pinball queen September 7, 2009
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Momo Face

When someone is asked a direct question and the response is delayed with a "deer in highlights glaze, blank expression" and followed by a delayed vocal reaction.
1. Juana Pepe gave me the Momo Face when I questioned her on the missing bananas.

2. Person #1: Do you know where we last left the Monkeys ?

Person #2: ( Momo Face ) Umm Dunno
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paste-a-face

-----usually consisting of more than 2 layers of "make-up items" such as:

cover-up, face cream, blush, foundation, random goo and powders, and applying them to the face, to appear sexy or perfect.

-----forwardly put: a pound of make-up on the face.

----meaning someone who uses way too much goddamn make-up

----non-real, fake "look" to a person.

-----like a nice painting, but with so much paint on one canvass, it simply globbs together.

****however, do not confuse with "pastey face". it's completley different.
damn, look at that paste-a-face! I bet half her skinny-ass weight is due to her face covered in all that shit!

(guy goes to kiss girl on face)
"awww gross!" "what the hell?! your such a paste-a-face! I can taste nothing but chemicals...."

you have such a paste-a-face, your begining to look moreorange tan, than naturally tan.
by cr4zyd3z April 16, 2011
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Squish Face

A type of smile in which the lips and mouth are pressed flat together across the face with the corners of the lips curved upwards resulting in something akin to the :3 emoticon.

Squish Face occurs as a result of something that makes one extremely happy or excited, or as a result of pure goofiness. Squish Face is often accompanied by bouncing, wiggling, flailing, squeaking, huffing or a small dance which may incorporate one or all elements here in described.

Most often displayed in carefree geeky/art/nerds/goofs with an extremely healthy inner child and who may possibly be a furry.
1. When he/she/I heard about the new Tron movie he/she/I bounced up and down huffing and making a squish face.

2. After finding (some awesome event or practice) online she/he/I glombed him/her/me making a squish face

3. After returning home he/she/I immediately tackled him/her/me and made a squish face.

4. I/He/She ran flailing making a squish face for absolutely no reason.
by ClockworkDragon December 1, 2010
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Shame Face

Sarcastic for shame. Popular with children and silly adults.
Guy One: That guy just got killed by a carrot peeling!

Guy Two: Shame Face
by Bacon54 September 12, 2010
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melting faces

Melting faces describes the action of a boot camp instructor or personal trainer whose ability to influence the body and mind is so powerfully hypnotic that you could literally keep moving until your face melted right off your skull.
client1: how many more reps do we have to-
Instructor: Less talk!!! More push!!! Let's see some melting faces!!!
client1: Aaaaaghhh, I'm meltiiiiiing!!!
client2: Ahahaha, she's mel- oh, WTF, I'm melting toooooo!!!
by savvy_savant August 6, 2010
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ghost facing

Ghost face or ghost-facing occurs when one has smoked entirely too much weed and their face gets really, really pale....We've all been "that guy"...

You can tell when a person is about to ghost face when they:
1. Skip their hit or refuse another bowl
2. Yes they're sure they don't want another hit
3. Nah I'm good bro
4. The person leans WAY back, almost becoming one with the couch
5. Their face finally turns "ghost white"

The proper way to handle such an individual is for the rest of the smokers to yell 'GHOOOOOST FAAAAAACE!!!' and start laughing
At the last smoke-out challenge I ended up ghost facing on the couch.
by Don Juan Yogustus June 11, 2011
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