secretary ass

Secretary Ass: when the top half of your body looks normal but you get up and your ass has to go through doorways sideways.

This bitch at work seems cute; then she got up and she had such a secretary ass!

by JMAC145 April 20, 2016

ass glasses

ass glasses = hind sight (as in hindsight is 20/20)

Eve: You should have done it this way.
Adam: If I would have had my ass glasses on, I would have seen that.

by SilleYrag September 14, 2016

smoke ass

1. A rump that appears to be superb while fully clothed but who's naked appearance disappoints greatly.

2. The misleading appearance of an attractive rump.

"Dude, Cindy is a total smoke ass. When I got her naked that fine rump turned out to be a pair of soggy flapjacks"

by Jobdon June 30, 2016

ass key

a pronunciation joke of the word ASCII.

Person 1: hey dude, how do you pronounce "ASCII"?

Person 2: "ass key"

by Dawnk Meemz June 17, 2016

McDick in the Ass

A McDick in the Ass consists of a Big Mac where the bottom burger is replaced with a McChicken and the middle bun is a breakfast burrito.

"Hey Shawn, I'd like to order a McDick in the Ass with extra mayo."

by Kjyhnbn7 May 23, 2016

Ass chafe

When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.

Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.

by Cheeto Dust January 6, 2017

Fractured Ass

Noun: A horrific injury to the ass bone (coccyx) that generally only afflicts stunt cyclists. Can only officially be diagnosed by physicians.

Of all his long list of injuries, washed up stunt cyclists Dean Devin boasts the most of his Fractured Ass.

by KingJamesDaTurd December 6, 2020