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Your ancestors incestors

The most powerful comeback. Use it max 2 times a day or else the universe implodes. It can destroy anyone
Yeah you heard me right, your ancestors incestors mean a single thing: the most powerful comeback someone has ever created
Mike: u mom gay
Jake: u dad lesbian
Mike: ur granny tranny
Jake: ur grandpap a trap
Mike: ur brother a mother
Jake: Thats it.
Jake: ๐•๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•–๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ค ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•–๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ค
Mike: *implodes and gets erased from the universe*
by Literally a person May 4, 2019
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Your vibe be tossing

When someone or something has bad vibes/negative energy.
Boy 1: โ€œI hate this school man itโ€™s so shit and I hate everyone here.โ€

Boy 2: โ€œShutup, your vibe be tossing. You are just making us all depressed.โ€
by DudeMatrix May 8, 2019
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Monster in your closet

Your secret gay side, that only appears during Fridays
Menisnt1: Hey man did you know it wa-
Menisnt2: YOU MEAN GAY FRIDAY
Menisnt1: OMG LIKE IT's MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET
by Mexxican Trump April 5, 2019
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Smacking your titties

Female version of busting your balls; Making fun of a female; messing around with a chick; teasing a girl;
Raiza don't take the joke so seriously, I was just smacking your titties.
by Snapping_turtle August 10, 2019
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pounding your tuna

Fucking a girls's pussy really hard
Boyfriend: Do you want to me to do what I did last Saturday, pounding your tuna
Girlfriend: Hell yes!
by The Guy Who Stalks You December 16, 2017
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vote with your fork

Voting with your fork is when you don't support fast food industries by not eating their products. Instead, you eat from local farms and businesses.
I vote with your fork and I helped the small business thrive!
by Boschie Wochie May 1, 2018
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bleach your hair

V. the action of either 1. ejaculating into your own hair or 2. having a male friend ejaculating in your hair in order to achieve the "bleach blonde" hair color
Friend 1: Dude, I'm considering bleaching my hair
Friend 2: Bro, I bleach your hair for you-no homo though
by discountguccigang May 2, 2018
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