Penis Magnet

A gay guy who gets all the dick

DUDE!! YOU'RE A PENIS MAGNET

by DinKukÄrMin August 20, 2017

penis tint

The weird description of how your dick is 2 shades darker than the rest of your body

Wow he has a weird penis tint

by Penistint August 27, 2017

Penis Nest

The folded up wad of toilet paper that men wedge into the front of a portojohn seat to prevent their penis from touching the front, inside, nasty part.

Mike left his penis nest wedged in the seat!

by MolestMyCorpse October 18, 2018

broken penis

when you give her anal so hard your bell-end snaps off

teacher: "why isn't Johnny in school today?"
me: "he got a broken penis"
teacher:"...."

by pls love me December 29, 2018

double penis

When you get fucked by two penises at the same time

Jack got double penised yesterday

by epicpenisman January 13, 2019

tyrant penis

A penis that takes the vagina by force.

His tyrant penis took me by surprise.

by Diamond Carl Jr January 23, 2019

E-penis

The attitude common in cranks and tech nerds who try to avoid being “sheeple” by creating unnecessary complexity. This includes attemps at “sticking it to the man” by avoiding elegant, well honed solutions. They have the relentless urge to muck around default settings to show how 1337 they are.
Good examples are installing pfsense instead buying an off the shelf router that’s simpler. Using the command line (for non repetetive tasks) even though the GUI takes the same time.

My start8 menu is conking out.
Yeah, no wonder. You should know better than to muck around with the default setup to show off your e-penis.

by gmoney2 February 18, 2019