It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*
We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.
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Get the portuguese crab cakes mug.A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.
It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.
It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.
Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!
Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!
Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?
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Friend 2: Yeah man, I want to give her a King Cake!
Friend 2: Yeah man, I want to give her a King Cake!
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Get the jiggle cake mug.A baked item of food that is usually sweet, and topped with other sweet things like frosting, fruit, or an assortment of candies to make it look attractive and edible. Cakes are a dessert often served at birthday parties, weddings, when family comes over, or whenever you want.
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I gave Mary Beth a slice of Over-The-Rainbow Cake for her birthday, and she took off all her clothes and swam through the snow for an hour!
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