SO-BRO 

"SO-BRO" is a term used to refer to a friend who attends a party or social event with you but remains sober. This friend can serve as a reliable guide or protector if needed, ensuring that everyone involved gets home safely. Their presence at the event can provide a sense of security and assurance for those who want to have fun while also maintaining their self-control and safety.

Someone : "Let's drink alcohol."
Já: "Me and my so-bro aren't drinking today."

SO-BRO by Andrée May 13, 2024

Geer bro 

A geer bro is someone who would be described as : hypocritical, special needs, violent (spitting), thinks there sigma but can sometimes maintain a good amount of general knowledge. Usually spotted staring at pigeons.

Your such a geer bro never listen to my points even though I’m right.

Geer bro by Hdzhu isjzbsvs bd May 27, 2024

COCKTAIL BRO 

A cocktail influencer on social media who passes off other people’s recipes as their own and thinks they have cringey amounts of sex appeal when in fact they come across as a douche.

Look at the guys insta he’s definitely a cocktail bro

COCKTAIL BRO by @Coventrycocktails June 6, 2024

Masto Bro

Nerdy die hard fans/bloggers on the social media platform Mastodon. They will vehemently defend their overcomplicated echo chamber platform by pointing out how 'easy' it is to use with 27 paragraphs of instructions on finding the appropriate decentralized server. They will then be willing to commit Seppuku to prove their point with a masto post of the act including a content warning for food because there is a plate of spaghetti in the background next to their can of Mt. Dew Code red and dakimakura pillow on the bed.

When the Masto Bro saw a random Bluesky post about Mastodon, he went into a 27 post tirade on how it's better than every other platform.

Masto Bro by Wizzardfan June 17, 2024

Latvian bro 

A cool person from Latvia who doesn't get any storms.

Me: Bruh the Latvian will get storms again
Latvian bro: Won't happen or it will just dissipate before hitting me

*Estonia gets many supercells in a day*
Latvian: Bro this ain't fair

Latvian bro by Slingaroo June 26, 2024

mb bro 

made by janorax

yo did u steal my cat

yeah i did mb bro

mb bro by dylerhener July 4, 2024

chill bro i was geeked 

chill bro i was geeked is a saying that was used by tiktoker @twombackup where he misheard a ken carson line and typed the wrong thing and then makes a video saying he was “geeked”

person 1: “why did you hit my mom with a car”
person 2: “chill bro i was geeked”

chill bro i was geeked by Nigga you don’t know August 18, 2024