smol beans

Someone who is ugly and should never appear on the face of the earth.

Smol beans are ugly.
Smol beans are weird.

by Lilopoopoo August 9, 2023

Vegemite beans

The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated

OR

The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)

Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!

OR
Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!

by Reerooter August 29, 2022

Cool Beans

What someone says when they are no longer interested in what you are saying.

Aiden: I went to the Museum of Natural History over Christmas break, and it was awesome!

Joe: Cool beans.

by The Peanut Butter Falcon January 10, 2022

Bean

My cat he is shaped like a jelly Bean and from that you can understand the name.

Bean

by Cheeseisokay June 21, 2019

The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.

The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown

by Garads July 9, 2024

Singing to the bean

When you’re playing a video game and one of your teammates is playing really bad even though you know they have the potential to do better

Mark: Bro idk whats going on with my aim
Lester: Thats because you’re singing to the bean

by KingTA3 January 1, 2021

Mexican jumping bean

A Mexican who has jumped over the border into the US to seek refuge and leave Mexico

guy 1: hey did you see that dude jump the border

guy 2: yeah bro, that's a Mexican jumping bean right there

by Señor Mexicano mano October 23, 2022